Just Die Already

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator



You are an old retired person in a near future where people arent having any children There isnt anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work With no one to cover your living costs you just like all other old people in this world have no other choice but to survive on your own

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already



To make things worse youve just been kicked out of your retirement home and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care

So with society wishing you dead isnt it finally time to live a little



FREE POSTLAUNCH PVP MODES AVAILABLE NOW



Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update

Play in 4 new arenas customize your game modes and start ripping each others limbs off

Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON



KEY FEATURES



BE OLD BE BOLD

You get to be an old person Angry fragile poor and hating the world the dream you didnt know you had until now Finally you have found something in common with your grandparents



BREAK A LEG BREAK A NECK

Discover the joys of being old and made of glass anything can break you and you can break your everything



DONT TRY THIS AT RETIREMENT HOME

Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone Or can you survive losing your head grabbing it and whacking someone with it



ONE MISSION RETIRE

Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges your goal To qualify for a proper retirement home That makes perfect sense Word of advice try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end



SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER

Play alone or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer Complete challenges together or just cause mayhem and rip your friends limbs off



BE OLD TWICE

You get to be an old person So good we said it twice



LIMITLESS INTERACTION

Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects Everything from giant trouts trampolines guns electrical wiring and fireworks just to mention a few Bazookas axes trombones air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim



EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER

Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population we forgot Generation X just like everyone else NPCs react differently depending on their age some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror



THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU

The city is filled with detailed environments loaded with secrets and hidden paths that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all



OLD PERSON

Okay thats the last time we promise